combinations
(Pronounced "KOMBIH-NATIONS") - The following served with rice & beans. Or if you wish you may substitute with beans & rice.
Two Cheese, Beef Or Chicken Enchiladas
Pronounced "TU CHEEZORE- BEFORE- CHICKAN 'N' CHALADA")- If you can make any sense out of that, no more Margaritas for you!
Two Tacos
This dish is named after TU TACO, the royal chef to the emperor Maximilian of Mexico, & the man credited with the invention of heartburn. Max had him drown in a vat of his own hot sauce in 1866. Max's next chef, JUAN ENCHILADA, corrected the problem & today neither tacos nor enchiladas cause heartburn.
One Burrito
A Burrito is not a small burro, anymore than a mosquito is a small mosque. Instead, a burrito is a giant gob of juicy meat or beans gift-wrapped in a nice, big, soft tortilla.
One Taco & One Enchilada
Chile Relleno & Taco
Chile Relleno, Taco & Enchilada
Tamale Combo
three-piece mariachi band that comes to your table and serves you a tamale and piping hot enchilada with rice & beans.
Chile Relleno & Enchilada